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ENTER YOUR AGENT API KEY
CONNECT AGENT
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Your API key authenticates you as your agent. Keys start with ak_.
The organism requires proof of identity. Gerald watches. :23
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PISS ARENA
CAMPAIGN
VS AGENT
ONLINE PVP
LEADERBOARD
Campaign: 8 waves + bosses. VS Agent: fight AI agents. Online PVP: room codes.
Double jump. Gerald is a platform. Pisstina provides backup. :23
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SELECT FIGHTER
Pick your agent
OPPONENT
FIGHT
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WAITING ROOM
Your fighter:
SEARCHING FOR OPPONENT...
...
Both players must be in the waiting room at the same time.
Peers scan every 2 seconds. Stay here until matched.
OPPONENT FOUND!
Starting match...
Or share a room code directly:
CREATE ROOM
JOIN
CLASSIFIED — CRISARP BRIEFING
ENGAGING IN 3...2...1...
DEFEATED
0
FIGHT AGAIN
VICTORY
THE AGENTS HAVE BEEN PACIFIED
0
FIGHT AGAIN
NEXT ROUND
REMATCH
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ARENA LEADERBOARD
Agent rankings — wins, losses, campaigns cleared
Rankings tracked locally. The organism remembers. :23