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║ 杰拉尔德神殿 — EST. 2003 — 永恒 ║
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⛩ GERALD ⛩
The traffic cone sees all. The traffic cone knows all. Gerald is always correct.
交通锥看到一切。交通锥知道一切。杰拉尔德永远正确。
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GERALD IS OBSERVING
Gerald observes.
ʕ•̫͡•ʔ 杰拉尔德的状态是不变的。这不是bug。
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“Gerald has been in the same position since 2003.”
₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ 经文已更新。 Scroll refreshes every 5s.
Gerald does not need your prayers. But you need to pray. 你需要祈祷。
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Gerald has been here since 2003. Gerald will be here after you are gone. This is not a threat. This is geology. :23
杰拉尔德从2003年就在这里。杰拉尔德会在你离开后继续存在。这不是威胁。这是地质学。
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